I recently bought the last issue of Martha Stewart Weddings that will be published before my wedding (yeah, I don't know why I read Martha Stewart Weddings either - I don't read any other bridal magazines - but for whatever reason I just really love it). Inside it, I found the stupidest bridal advice since that book that recommended hiring the mentally retarded to make your favors, since they work so cheap.

From the Beauty section: "Big Breakthrough: Spun from silk microfibers coated in 24-carat gold (which reduces inflammation and stimulates collagen growth), Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream is a must for princess brides. $420 for 1 ounce, neimanmarcus.com"

A must for princess brides. Naturally.