I knew it was time to write another post when I came back to the TypePad website and they had redesigned it. Like, a while ago. A bad sign.

Right now I am cooking a roast chicken in milk. Weird, right? I know! But I have high hopes for this chicken. It's a heritage chicken from Whole Foods (actually I don't know what that really means, but it sounds good). Having a vegetarian spouse when you are a meat eater is fantastic, because you never have to share. This is especially handy when it comes to bacon. All the good, crispy pieces? I don't have to parcel them out. They're mine. Mmmm.

By the way, here's the chicken in milk recipe: http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/meat-recipes/chicken-in-milk

This morning I got into work around 7:30. I settled down, had some coffee, was checking my email, when suddenly the ceiling gave this ungodly buckling noise and started raining bits of concrete. Managing to avoid wetting myself with fear, I hightailed it the fuck out of there and ran upstairs to see what the hell was going on. Turns out - THERE'S NO ONE ABOVE ME. It's just an empty lab. FREAKY. I have no idea why the hell my ceiling started going to pieces, but there was a fine layer of dust over half my office today. It's structurally sound, thank god, and I only heard the demon noise once. Here's hoping the building is still there tomorrow.